yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out
If you assign every English letter a number value (ie: A=1, Z=26) then somewhere within the number pi is your entire life, including all the thoughts you’ve ever had, will have, and didn’t know you had. Your childhood, career, and eventual anticlimactic death are all there, supporting the fabric of the universe.
this gif in there too
This is the best snapchat I’ve ever received, wow.
Some stupid stuff referring to this idea I had where you turn into different species of monsters when you hit puberty tehehehehe
sorry my handwritting’s pretty ugly here
NO BUT THIS IS REALLY GREAT
We’re a team, Garrus. There’s no Shepard without Vakarian.
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
my brother forgot the word so he said “leg elbow” one time
One time I forgot how to say trumpet and called it toot device
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
This is so important!
Really good friend of mine from work back home had seizures a few times on the job. This is crucial information.
shoutout to my irl friends, you know what to do now for me or any others you might know who experience seizures for any reasons
do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless
IS THERE AN ANIME CLUB AT HARVARD????? the world needs to know
ok harvard university does indeed have an anime club (link) and they have reasonably good taste in anime